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In what ways does Bollywood represent India's culture to the rest of the world through movies, songs, and dance? Is this representation accurate?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

🔥Why has Prime Narendra Modi become Extremely FRUSTRATED and Highly DEPRESSED because he has NOT been invited by Donald Trump to witness his Oath Ceremony for his INAUGURATION on 20th January as the next PRESIDENT of USA? Does the DESPERATE Narendra Modi FEAR that Donald Trump's actions may even LEAD to the FALL of the BJP-led MINORITY Government in India, as such actions have already caused GREAT PANIC in the NDA Coalition?

Loons and Moons

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

When did you realize that your childhood was not normal?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Do narcissists love their children?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

My boyfriend has a major problem/addiction with watching porn, nude/sex scenes on movies and shows, watching hot young girls on tiktok, Instagram, Twitter, and onlyfans. He hides it and lies about it. Should I be concerned with him cheating? What do?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

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Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?

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No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How do you help patients stop hearing voices?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What toxic behavior has been normalized by society?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

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Another attempt resulted in ...

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